10 Reasons God Created Eve- Hilarious!!!

A little comedy never hurt nobody... So, I saw this in my Rose of Sharon Daily Devotionals and I found it super hilarious!!! I've been choking on laughter all morning... Men are so adorable, I find their little quirks here and there very hilarious, well until it becomes annoying!!! But we love them anyway... the good ones o! *eyes rolling* okay let's be serious here... *hehe*

10 Reasons God Created Eve (Starting from the bottom to the top) 

10.  God worried that Adam will always be lost in the garden because he knew men would never ask for directions. (proud somebody, lol!)

9.  God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him the TV remote because men don't want to see what is on TV, they want to see WHAT ELSE is on TV. (attention span- 0.001 secs, why can't you just sit and enjoy Telemundo???)

8.  God knew that Adam would never buy a new fig leaf when the seat wore out and therefore would need Eve to get one for him. (he can wear one cloth for 30 years).

7.  God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment for himself. (gosh! I don't know why men will never go to the hospital, they would rather self medicate, even when they have free HMO care from their company, I always find this very confusing)

6. God knew Adam would never remember which night was garbage night. (forgetful much!)

5.  God knew that if the world was to be populated there would have to be someone to bear children because men would never be able to handle it.  (not a chance...)

4.  As keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he puts his tools. (you have gat to be kidding me...)

3.  The Scripture account of creation indicates that Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden. (everything is women's fault...we have suffered)

2.  As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone", he only ends up getting himself in trouble. (he can't even behave himself, so playful no matter how old he gets, he thinks everybody likes him and my God! The costly risks he takes...)

And the NUMBER ONE Reason...

1.  When God finished the creation of Adam, he stepped back, scratched his head and said, "I can do better than that." (no further explanation for this one, *drops mic*!)